Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Melonballin'


The electronic huckster convene we call the global interweb has been suffused of late with a variety of so-called "ballin'-" activities. However " ballin' " these purveyors of high-flying philandery purport their wares to be, nothing else can even approach, much less transcend, the sublimity of that sensuous sport of kings which our ancient forebears have dubbed MELLONBALLIN'.

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